Oh, submachine-gun, you fill me with girlish glee

I’m getting chased, and I don’t really like getting chased. Those guys behind me have guns…

Hey, is that a blatant plot device I see on the path ahead?


Ever since I was a little girl I’ve wanted a Heckler & Koch MP5 of my very own! It makes me feel all tingly, as if I were being nuzzled by kittens!


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