Stock analysts blame cash-spanking for drop in Nikkei


Stock analysts said that Japan’s economic woes could be blamed on the tendency of wealthy teenaged girls to slap their maids’ faces with packets of banknotes.


One comment

  1. patriarchal landmine · July 24, 2014

    cash here, someone take it
    it’s raining money
    money money money
    dosh, grab it while ya can lads


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